Crazy Western Titles

How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
I don’t want your body if your heart’s not in it.
I keep forgettin’ I forgot about you.
I meant every word that he said.
I’m not married but my wife is.
I’m the only hell my mama ever raised.
If I can’t be number one in your life, then number two on you!
If the phone don’t ring, baby, you’ll know it’s me.
I gave her a ring and she gave me the finger.
I liked you better before I knew you so well.